Narcissistic Implosion

Fight or flight. The primal response is a short-term trigger from our hunter-gatherer souls, never designed to last for an extended period. Yet here we are, over a year later, full of adrenalin while hiding from an unworldly enemy. We’ve changed our names, of course. And our appearances, as


From the moment they erupted into existence, Left and Right hated each other. The only thing they hated more than each other was their jail on the chest of their host. They despised being forced to co-exist. Left was slightly larger, Right slightly perkier. Left hogged the bra, Right hogged